May 2024

  • To-Do Lists

    Some people would say the base structure of all reality are little things called quarks and leptons. Apparently, these particles have electric charges or something and come together and shake hands and make elements and people and all sorts of stuff (see: everything). Some guy did some math on a napkin and come up with…

  • On Moseying (City Route 16)

    I was told today by my half-former employee and half-gym coach that I am to take the day off from working out. I only went the one day, so I was confused by that, but apparently, there are requisite rest days between working certain muscle groups. I don’t know enough about that to question it.…

  • Body

    In my journey for life-affirming and spite-induced self-improvement, I made a journey to the campus gym today. Alone! I went a few times at the end of the semester in the wake of whatever, but that was with a friend of mine and her boyfriend, both of whom are powerlifters. Going with the two of…

  • Repotting Plants

    We’re soju-posting. There’s that really common adage that gets thrown around, “Write Drunk, Edit Sober.” It’s usually attributed to Hemingway, though apparently he never said that. And it seems stupid, but it’s Monday night and I haven’t had anything to do in hours so might as well try. I typically like the rain, but when…

  • On Sincerity (lack thereof)

    So, I suppose the first hurdle to get through in wanting to write is to write. Simple enough. However, a specter is haunting this whole process- the specter of sincerity. Perhaps it’s my predisposition or my upbringing or the amount of refuse I consumed on Twitter Dot Com between the ages of 14 and 27.…